A List of Things That Grind My Gears

• when you can hear someone chewing

• being called a millennial

• when I ask a question and a sales person answers but looks at Mike

• fish sticks

• people who cut in line

• political arguments on Facebook 

• when anyone is rude to someone in the service industry

• when someone pronounces the word “room” like the word “rum”

• people who ask questions and then don’t listen to the answer 

• when anyone gives me a holistic cure to diabetes 

• when people put out fruit and call it dessert

• when you can hear someone’s knife cutting on their plate

• people who clap on the 1s and 3s